The Jealous CEO Treats Me Hypocritically Ch.11

“If you have something to say, remember that ‘the gentleman speaks with his mouth and not his fists’*. So stop trying to take advantage of me at every turn.” Shu Yian protested seriously at Su Wen’s treatment of her. (*T/N: the gentleman speaks with his mouth and not his fists = educated people fight with words and not fists)

Su Wen simply gave her an eye roll. She was afraid that if she didn’t keep a hold on Shu Yian, the woman would try to escape within seconds. However, this woman thought that she, the great Su Wen, was taking advantage of her? 

【Her looks are average, she doesn’t even have a great figure, and I’m giving her a courtesy by escorting her to the restaurant. Just how am I taking advantage of her?】

Shu Yian: “…”

Give me a courtesy your butt.

Take a good look at your messed-up virtues first. 

“Ugly hag!” 

Su Wen raised her eyebrows. She knew the other was insulting her and deliberately countered back with, “You know yourself quite well.” 

Shu Yian tried to break the hand pulling her collar, “But you don’t seem to be as self-aware about yourself.” 

The two walked out of the office cursing back and forth at each other. Zhou Yu, who was still packing up her documents and hadn’t left yet, coincidentally bumped into them. She cleared her throat and then coughed dryly, 

“Hello, President Su. Hello, Miss Shu…..”

【Aiya, aiya~ ‘To fight is to dote, to scold is to love’* These too are bickering flirtatiously again, what a special way to show affection~】(*T/N: To fight is to dote, to scold is to love= old chinese saying where one shows love through “tough love” aka beating or scolding you. A problematic mindset imo) 

【No wonder outsiders misunderstand them and think they hate each other. If I hadn’t felt President Su’s care for Miss Shu with my keen sixth sense and repeated analysis, I would have thought they hated each other too. But no, this is in fact their unique way of showing their love! 】

【Yup!】Zhou Yu brushed her hair behind her ears and looked up with a proud expression. 

【Only a smart person like me can discover their secret romantic love. 】

Zhou Yu glanced over at the two of them and seeing how close the two of them were together, her ears suddenly blushed red. 

【I wonder who’s the top and who’s the bottom…】

【Ah! What a thrilling scene it must be if a cold beauty like President Su is actually a submissive bottom!】

【Give President Su a pair of glasses and then lie her on a bed covered with rose petals…..then with her hair scattered and her eyes watery with tears, Miss Shu would unbutton President Su’s professional suit one button at a time…and then take off those sexy lace stockings…. 】

【Wow! What an explosive image!!】

【But Miss Shu does have that weak scholarly air around her. If she puts on a maid outfit and then pouts softly as she begs President Su….that seems pretty good too….】

【It’s simply too shameful to think about.】

【En, I like both scenarios very much!】

Su Wen, who was dragging Shu Yian by the neck, suddenly realized the person next to her wasn’t moving. 

Instead, she found Shu Yian standing there stiffly and staring at Zhou Yu as if she was petrified.

And Zhou Yu, who was still immersed in her beautiful fantasies with a wicked smile on her face, did not notice Shu Yian’s gaze at all. 

Su Wen dropped her hand in disgust. 

【A rabbit doesn’t eat the grass around their burrow*, this old pervert, I can’t believe she still won’t give up her evil designs on my secretary.】(*T/N: a rabbit doesn’t eat the grass around their burrow = one shouldn’t do anything to harm one’s neighbors.Or in this case, don’t have sex with your coworkers, it never ends up well.)

【Just look at her gaze, it’s clear that she can’t wait to eat my secretary up right now.】

A common point between being “eaten” and being “killed” is that the “person would no longer exist.” On this point, Shu Yian admits that she really wants to “eat” Zhou Yu right now. 

What the hell is this girl’s brain filled with? 

If one was to wear a maid outfit, it would be Su Wen who wears it not her, okay? Why would she wear something like that? 

She is someone who will only wear sexy military uniforms while holding a small leather whip in the future! 

Ah, pei! She had only been in contact with Zhou Yu for a half a day, but her brain’s already been infected by Zhou Yu’s bad thoughts! 

This is not the important point. The important point is that she will never do anything like that with Su Wen. Never ever, it’s impossible! They can only be enemies for their entire lifetime, it’s impossible for them to become a real couple! 

As if she and Zhou Yu had a tacit understanding, they both recovered from their thoughts at the same time and then looked at each other. 

Zhou Yu froze. 

【What’s this situation? Why does Miss Shu keep looking at me?】

She touched her face with her hand, 【There’s nothing on my face.】

“Miss Shu?” Zhou Yu called out tentatively. 

Shu Yian was still blushing over Zhou Yu’s thoughts and continued to ignore the other with a red face. 

Understanding flashed in Zhou Yu’s mind and she was finally enlightened. 

【Miss Shu’s face is so red, could it be….】

At this moment, Su Wen, who was watching from the side, couldn’t help but speak up and ask Shu Yian, “Have you stared enough? Can we go now?”

【Crap! President Su must be jealous because Miss Shu keeps staring at me. No, this can’t do, I have to hurry up and leave, I can’t offend the boss!】

Zhou Yu then proceeded to run away faster than physically possible in her high heels. 

Meanwhile, Shu Yian looked stupidly at Zhou Yu’s retreating back. She was unwilling to let the other person leave! 

She needs to re-educate Zhou Yu’s problematic thinking! She must or else!

Su Wen poked Shu Yian’s cheek to draw her attention back, “Is she that pretty to look at?” 

Shu Yian rolled her eyes, “Why should you care!” 

Su Wen: “……”

【Who would want to care about someone like you.】

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The two of them finally arrived at the restaurant booked by Yan Ruxue without another word. 

In order to not conflict with Su Wen’s work schedule, Yan Ruxue had carefully selected a restaurant near the company. A western restaurant with a pretty good menu. 

Of course, based on Shu Yian’s poor person perspective, as long as it’s expensive, it tastes good. Even if it doesn’t taste good, she will say it tastes good for the sake of RMB. (T/N: RMB= Renminbi which is the official currency of China) 

And the restaurant chosen by Yan Ruxue is expensive. 

At first, she and Su Wen were originally walking with a large distance between them, almost like two strangers walking next to each other. However, as they approached the restaurant, Su Wen began to act very familiarly and shamelessly wrapped a hand around Shu Yian’s waist while giving her a look. 

Shu Yian understood what that look meant and reluctantly decided to cooperate. 

Meanwhile, Yan Ruxue was sitting by the window so she could look at the scenery outside and be able to see Su Wen when she arrived. 

However, the moment she saw the way the two were embracing each other intimately, the stars in her eyes dimmed. 

The Su Wen in her memories hates being touched by other people. When she was a child, Su Wen would still grab her hand when they went out to play but as they grew older, Su Wen no longer held her hand anymore. 

Even if their fingertips were to accidentally brush each other, Su Wen would quickly avoid her touch. 

She had never thought that Su Wen would take the initiative to hug someone like that. 

She had thought that holding hands with Su Wen was already considered her lucky fortune. Yet Su Wen could be so intimate with someone else in front of other people? 

Yan Ruxue watched the two come in and got up from the seat to greet them. 

Today she dressed very elegantly in a pure white fairy dress dotted with flower patterns. Her hair was fluffed up and slightly curled with the hair around her ears woven into a small braid and then tied up with a silver butterfly buckle on the back. 

Her fresh and clean look, coupled with her sweet appearance, attracted people’s affection, making her look like an angel. 

Furthermore, her voice sounded so soothing and her words were just as sweet. 

The moment she opened her mouth, she said, “I’m sorry, I only ordered food for jie-jie and I, because I didn’t know what you like to eat. I was afraid I would order something that wouldn’t suit your appetite.” 

【I know everything about Su Wen, what she likes and dislikes. What about you?】

The corners of Shu Yian’s mouth twitched as she sat down in her seat. 

She doesn’t know what Su Wen likes, and she didn’t want to know either. 

Just as she picked up the menu next to her, Su Wen snatched it over and then lightly pinched her chin as she said in a pampering tone, “Let me.” 

While she flipped through the menu, she looked at Shu Yian with a smile, “You are not feeling well today, so you can’t just order whatever you want unless you want a stomachache later.” 

Shu Yian: “…..” 

F*ck! Not good! This woman is quite good at flirting when she wants to! 

Although Shu Yian understood that Su Wen was just acting, her little heart couldn’t help pounding uncontrollably, and the roots of her ears were red. If she didn’t have this mind-reading ability and couldn’t’ read the other’s thoughts, she might just be moved by this woman…..

When Su Wen acts like this, she perfectly fits the gentle and warmhearted older sister type that Shu Yian likes. 

Seeing the two exchange flirtatious glances, Yan Ruxue flipped the vinegar jar* a few times, but even when she was jealous, she still smiled gently and said coquettishly, “When I was younger, I wasn’t able to walk so I always cried for jie-jie to carry me and she would always carry me on her back. Although she doesn’t like to talk with others and shows a cold face on the surface, she actually takes care of others very well.” (T/N: vinegar jar is slang for jealousy)

【Su Wen has given me a piggyback ride before, but what about you? Do you think that just because she ordered a dish for you, it can be considered love?】

After Su Wen ordered the dishes, she raised her eyes and looked at Yan Ruxue, “Yes, but that’s in the past.” 

After saying that, she looked back at Shu Yian affectionately and then held her hand, rubbing her thumb over the back of Shu Yian’s hand as she promised sincerely, “From now on, I will only treat you wholeheartedly.” 

Shu Yian blushed. 

Why is this woman so good at acting? 

However, when the waiter finally served their dishes, her face turned cold again and the small bit of affection she felt for Su Wen just now completely disappeared and even turned into hatred. 

She looked at the foie gras steak and red wine in front of Su Wen and Yan Ruxue, and then at the bowl of vegetable salad in front of her. 

What is this? She is a carnivore, alright! Why are they giving her grass to eat instead? 

Su Wen looked at her with face full of schadenfreude and then stopped Shu Yian from ordering another dish by holding down the other’s hand, 

“Be good and listen to me, don’t be so headstrong today.” 

Shu Yian: “….”

I’ll “be good” your ass! You fu*king bast*rd!

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Author’s notes:

Enough talking, it’s time to draw your sword

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